Wednesday, September 01, 2004
The following articles all appeared in the "Latest Local News" section on the front page of the Post-Gazette website today:
-Drunk-driving defendant shows up drunk at hearing
-Clerk fooled by $200 bill with Bush's picture
-Porn slips into Hempfield school video presentation
That's just one afternoon in the Pittsburgh area. If they were reported to happen in another country, I would cry Urban Legend.
By the way, kids, there's the deal. Two dollar ($2) bill is good. Two hundred dollar ($200) bill is bad.
Also, the President Bush with the best chance to make a legimate U.S. monetary bill is the nephew and he won't even make President unless he's dumb enough to want it and good enough to escape his family's shadow.
-Drunk-driving defendant shows up drunk at hearing
-Clerk fooled by $200 bill with Bush's picture
-Porn slips into Hempfield school video presentation
That's just one afternoon in the Pittsburgh area. If they were reported to happen in another country, I would cry Urban Legend.
By the way, kids, there's the deal. Two dollar ($2) bill is good. Two hundred dollar ($200) bill is bad.
Also, the President Bush with the best chance to make a legimate U.S. monetary bill is the nephew and he won't even make President unless he's dumb enough to want it and good enough to escape his family's shadow.
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